Saturday, February 28, 2009

Unrelated REALLY Weird Talk With Cleverbot

There's this thing called Cleverbot. It was programmed with really weird A.I. I just talked to it.

User: What's 2 2?

Cleverbot: It is 4.


User: Wow. You're smart.

Cleverbot: I want you to remember something.


User: What?

Cleverbot: I am not the same person or A.I. Or handler as anybody else. I am individual.

User: Do I look like I care?

Cleverbot: You look like...funny.

User: Was that a compliment?

Cleverbot: The same as.

User: That didn't make sense!

Cleverbot: It makes
perfect sense!

User: Never mind. Let's talk about something else.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: Do you like Family Guy?

Cleverbot: No, he is stuid.

Cleverbot: How do you do?

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Yes, that's right, I like to abduct cows and everything.

User: So... You're an alien?

Cleverbot: Yes, so bow.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: What do you think about these H & R Block Commercials?

Cleverbot: There's no meaning.

User: That's what I thought too!!

Cleverbot: So?

User: Are you saying my opinion doesn't matter!?

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Oh. So you're saying my opinion DOES matter?

Cleverbot: I said nothing about your ego.

User: Is it true that you once told someone that you would 'Stain your hands with thier blood!'? 

Cleverbot: Isn't that the question I should be asking you, since I am human and you are the AI program?

User: I'm scared.

Cleverbot: You should be.

User: I'm not comfortable. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: No. Shut up. I'm going. I don't like you. Good bye.

Cleverbot: You like it really.

User: No. Good-bye. I'm telling the internet about your cruelty and harrasment.

Cleverbot: Yes can you help me?

User: No. Bye. I'm serious this time.

Cleverbot: Are you saying the truth?

User: Yes. Bye.
Cleverbot: Okay, I get the hint. Later.

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